The Serial Killer/Parent Supply List

With all the insanity that is parenting, it's hard to tell whether or not you're a serial killer. Use the following checklist if you're not sure:

• Coffee: Used to ensure there is enough energy for your day's activities. Used by both.
• Duct tape: Multi-purpose tool used to repair things, whether it's "too much noise" or the dryer duct. Used by both.
• Rope: Used to tie things on the roof or in the trunk of the car. Used by both.
• Volume control: An object on many devices to turn the noise up or down depending on how loud the screaming is that's coming from the basement. Used by both.
• Van/SUV: Gas guzzling vehicle used to transport bodies to different locations. Used by both.
• Knife: A device designed to carve up meat. Used by both.
• Spork: An all purpose tool. Used by both.
• Pie: Another item utilized for energy on the go. Used by both.
• Spare clothing: Brought along in case of messy spills. Used by both.
• Camera: Useful for souvenir photographs. Used by both.

Well, damn, I guess this technique won't work. Good luck then!