Da Rules for Zombie Survival

1. Accept the reality, zombies exist. This will keep you from panicking.


2. Know your limits. Zombies are tireless creatures who tend to amass in hordes. If you feel exhausted, outsmart them instead of outrunning them.


3. Avoid travelling if at all possible, but if you must, go with someone you trust to have your back.


4. Furthermore, when travelling, do it during the day. Whether or not zombies have better night vision than we do is a subject of some debate, but the fact is, you have a better chance to survive if you can see them before they can see you, and this is a lot easier during the daylight hours.


5. Always know where your weapon is. Better still, have more than one.


6. Never, whatever you do, assume that they're all gone. I don't care if you heard it from a "reliable source." If they showed up once, they can and will return at any moment.


7. There's a time to be witty and charming and there's a time to shut the fuck up. Know how to discern between the two.


8. Pay attention to your clothing. Is it as thick as the weather permits? A suit of armor is ideal when it comes to durability, but it lacks in mobility. A helmet, while not necessarily stylish, may keep the zombies out of your brain. The most important thing though, is to keep your outfit as close to your body as possible. Loose and baggy may just give the zombies something to grab onto.


9. Stay hydrated. Make sure you have consistant access to fresh, clean water.


10. Lock the goddamned door already.

CRAP! I KNEW IT!

It's official, Z-Day is here.

Want proof? Just watch these vids:

ZOMBIE footage real!?

LEAKED! Zombie Outbreak!

Wax demo. Sexy (I don't name these things. I just report 'em. That said, this is one of the best uses for duct tape I've seen in a while.)

REAL! Zombie Attack. Look quick before they take it down.

Exclusive Zombie Documentry. Real (You heard the man. What are you waiting for?)

I'm a Zombie Freak

So why the heck haven't I written anything about zombies on this page in two danged years (and even then, it was a lame ass song)? To make up for lost time, I've compiled an essential list so everyone knows that the zombie apocalypse (aka Z-Day) is not only here, but there are steps you can take to not only survive, but thrive in this undead world.

• Lost Zombies Get the latest info and updates, create your own page to share your techniques of zombie survival and let everyone know you're out there. According to Lek (the owner of the site), he'll even be creating a documentry so those in the general media can no longer deny what we already know. Z-Day is already here.
• Zombie Survival Quiz Do you really have what it takes to make it during these trying times? This 52 question quiz will let you know.
• Post-Apocalyptic Workout Whether you have what it takes, or you don't, polishing your skills to post Z-Day levels is an absolute necessity. This site discusses not only working out your body, but your mind too... a skill often neglected in these trying times.
• Zombie Squad Once you're in fighting condition, or even if you're not, the Zombie Squad is there to assure the survival of everyone. Join or just praise these fighting troops, it's up to you.
• Zombie Friends Finally, kick back, relax, and communicate with the handful of folks left on this barren planet.