Even More Random Thoughts

• You don't have to be that fast. You just have to be faster than the other person.
• Ever notice that people in zombie flicks never wrinkle their nose at what must be a horrid odor?
• I have a cousin of mine who likes to do the goth-vamp thing. Her wish is that someday she'll become a vampire. When a vampire turns you, in some circles it's called "the kiss." So, if my cousin got turned and then she turned me, would we then be kissing cousins?
• How much blood would a bloodchuck bleed?
• Possible starting line: "You know you're not going to shoot me."
• Possible starting line #2: "Well that hurt. Maybe I shouldn't do that again. I think I will anyway."
• Possible starting line #3: "I shoulda listened to my Mama, she done told me dat the zombies were comin' and now I done broke my chainsaw."

Random Thought

My shoes are untied.

Oh wait, I'm not wearing any shoes.

Never mind.