Even More Random Thoughts

• You don't have to be that fast. You just have to be faster than the other person.
• Ever notice that people in zombie flicks never wrinkle their nose at what must be a horrid odor?
• I have a cousin of mine who likes to do the goth-vamp thing. Her wish is that someday she'll become a vampire. When a vampire turns you, in some circles it's called "the kiss." So, if my cousin got turned and then she turned me, would we then be kissing cousins?
• How much blood would a bloodchuck bleed?
• Possible starting line: "You know you're not going to shoot me."
• Possible starting line #2: "Well that hurt. Maybe I shouldn't do that again. I think I will anyway."
• Possible starting line #3: "I shoulda listened to my Mama, she done told me dat the zombies were comin' and now I done broke my chainsaw."

Some More Random Thoughts

• Would a good name for a for a coffee shop/bookstore specializing in mochas be "Cocoa Books?" Or would that only work if they served cereal too?
• Why is there a bowl of milk sitting on the counter from breakfast this morning? Oh yeah, 'cause I haven't nagged the kids enough. My bad.
• Should I quit smoking or just tell my doctor to mind his own damn business?
• What would happen if all the voices in my head just suddenly shut up? Would I be able to cope?
• Bruce Campbell.
• Drool.
• Sorry, forgot what I was going to say next. :/